I made it my personal mission to visit the wild places that we virtually spot on this site.
Last summer, I had planned a trip to the N-II in Catalonia, Spain. The plan was to rent a car at Montpellier (somehow the only option that allowed me to book a cheap flight and book a cheap rental car) and then drive into Spain, carefully avoiding the highway and instead crusing down the carretera Madrid-Francia (N-II). Unfortunately, my VISA card was declined upon arrival with Ryan Air in Montpellier. So the trip fell through.
Now it’s one year later, and I successfully visited a few of the “wild” parts around Milan, Italy. This is not an exaggeration. Depending where you come from, some parts of Italy are indeed very wild and promiscuous. I come from Germany, which is a very liberal country already. But Italy’s street prostitution easily dwarfs Germany’s street prostitution.
First a warning: Taking the Gotthard tunnel on Pentecost weekend is not a good idea! The holiday crowd (aka the numbnuts) will easily ruin your day. It took me over over twice the time that I would regularly drive (with 2 hour traffic jams before and after the gotthard tunnel).
Anyway, I spent two days in the vicinity of Rho, Milan and Carpiano. I’ve seen the places in person that looked very familiar from the Street View pictures. I’ve seen some girls at places that can be found on the Street View pictures. I’ve talked to some of them. I’ve had sex with some.
The basic process of picking up a sex worker is as predictable as can be: You stop along the road, she comes to talk to you, you agree on a sexual service, she gets in and you drive to a place. The girls have multiple locations along the road. Sometimes it’s like a rush hour – cars can be swarming around to find one of the unoccupied slots and places. But the girls know their spots very well. They can quickly redirect you to another location should the spot already be taken by somebody else.
Info: You should know some Italian. Most of the girls only speak Italian, and they don’t know English. You can always agree on something by making hand gestures. But you should at least know some of the numbers. Actually only two of them: venti and trenta. Trenta is what a girl will take for vaginal intercourse and “optical” finish. I always found those terms like “optical” rather stupid. Only insiders will know what this means – so I won’t use terms like this for the rest of the article. I don’t know any Italian. So I don’t know why the girls were always asking for “trece” instead of trenta [Euros]. A handjob will run you 20 (venti) Euros (although the girl might try to talk you out of another 10 Euros to show you her boobs and let you touch them).
In Rho, I suggest you take this route. There are lots of traffic circles, so you can quickly pass parts of the road several times.
Most of the women that I have seen along the roads were healthy and quite young (20-25). They are not at all drug addicts, as prostitution abolitionists (aka the religious nutcases) might want to make you think.
There are roads with a high density. It can be quite annoying when you have to take a piss. Whenever you stop somewhere along those roads, there’s probably a girl sitting somewhere. I will mark the roads on a map for you later. On some roads, the girls stand mostly on one side, on other roads you can find them on both sides. Either way, you will probably have to pass them a few times before you decide which one to speak to. Firstly, even on a Sunday (yes, the girls are working Sundays!), there is quite a lot of traffic on those roads. So you will pass many girls without having the time to react. Fortunately, there are many traffic circles in that area, so you can just run back and forth to get an overview and to stop and talk to the girl you like the most.
Most of the prostitutes look really nice. And there is lots of money involved in Italy’s sex trade. A good-looking girl will easily make a couple of hundred Euros a day. Some more average looking sex workers can probably be found a bit further off from the rest. It’s a game of location. They all have their spots. I could not talk to the girls to ask them, but there could be a pecking order. Or the locations are filled first come first serve.
Anyway, from my experience, hot looking girls can be a really boring fuck. The less good looking ones can give you a service that can be far better than the service of one of those pimped up street working girls. But even if the service is boring, don’t be mean to the girls. It takes a lot of courage to do their job.
South of Milan, I suggest this longer route to you:
Try to stay out of Milan while you spot for hookers. It’s easier to get into the city than out. And there are quite a lot of badly tagged cul-de-sacs and one-way roads, which make navigation difficult.
Some girls stand at traffic circles. If you ask me, they are kookoo. All the streets are quite under heavy traffic, even on Sundays. I would not bother to stop in the middle of a traffic circle.
Avoid the highways at all costs. There are toll stations at the entrances and you can’t turn back once you enter the driveway. I always use a GPS when navigating. It’s a little bit of trial and error if you only have the European basemap on the device. So try to get a city map of the area before your trip. However, the spottings that I had uploaded to my Garmin GPS (60CS) where in invaluable help in finding the right streets. More modern devices will do an even better job.